Uncomfortable

krabby-kronicle:

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motiya:

honestly? Im sincere and so full of love and no one can ever take that away from me

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aubreysflame:

the-goat-of-dojima:

hennythingspossible:

bigchiefatl:

tilthat:

TIL Researchers at Yale did a study on teaching monkeys to use money to buy things like grapes, jello and other things. It turns out once the monkeys learned they could buy things with the money they started paying females monkeys for sex, who in turn immediately bought some sweets with it.

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Originally posted by usedpimpa

😂😂😂😂😂

It gets better

You ruined a perfectly good monkey is what you did. Look at it. It’s got Capitalism.

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lets-do-the-time-warp-again:

fonzworthcutlass:

You ever be so comfortable in bed, you start rubbing your legs together like a cricket?

tumblr dot com posts are getting so relatable im convinced the government has 24/7 surveillance on me and is feeding it to me through this website to see if i notice

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whitelucio:

Lol there’s really a bird called a pee cock lol

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hexglyphs:

there was always that one kid in fifth grade who had like 50 of those little novelty erasers that they’d take out and arrange on their desk every single lesson but never use and if you even LOOKED at them you were immediately blacklisted as a potential threat from then on

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